an attempt to develop
the law of squares
Exhaust pipes groan.
Cannon shots ring.
We bitch and moan.
Circling around
the county courthouse, [which]
has all gone dark.
And the girls have gone to the movies.
Bill’s is washed in the sober light
and shitty punk rock flows
in and out, loud and soft
down on skid row (OH!)
We shout, shout, let it all out.
But everyone is at the movies.
Everyone is at the movies.
Now we fight about the weather,
bituminous weather,
and whether the tornado will tear us apart.
Now we fight about the weather.
We used to talk about the weather,
and whether the weather will tear us apart.
Mister Twister, can you hear me?
I’m underneath yr cyclone.
With your Old-Testament morality,
I’m a fucking disaster zone.
Chemistry in the stoner night,
boys are high-as-a-kite in Kincaid,
and cuckolding at the crossroads in Clarksdale. (OH!)
Elder brothers have gone to jail,
but everyone else is at the movies.
Everyone else is at the movies.
Now we fight about the weather,
bituminous weather,
and whether the tornado will tear us apart.
Now we fight about the weather.
We used to talk about the weather,
and whether the weather will tear us apart.
benediction
Gotta get some good, good lovin’.
Oooo, the good-weather lovin’!
Gotta get some good, good love in.
Oooooo, the good-weather love-in!
Whether the weather will the tear us apart
LOVE LOVE LOVE, LOVE LOVE LOVE
LOVE LOVE LOVE, LOVE LOVE LOVE
Whether the weather will the tear us apart…
[SAMPLES: “Runnin’ with the Devil” by Van Halen (1978, Warner Bros.)]
[ORIGINAL VERSION HIDDEN TRACK SAMPLE: Auld Lang Syne” by Dear Ol’ Rabbie Burns, performed by Guy Lombardo and His Royal Canadians (1939, Decca Records). Not available on most online stores.]